The Bone Stops Here: Sir Winston Finley Named Chief Canine Officer
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
📣 The Social Bark Names Sir Winston Finley, the First, as Chief Canine Officer 🐾
Cohasset, MA – The Social Bark is proud (and slightly intimidated) to announce the official appointment of Sir Winston Finley, the First as Chief Canine Officer (CCO).
After a rigorous interview process involving belly rubs, treat negotiations, and a questionable squeaky-toy stress test, Sir Winston emerged as the obvious choice to lead The Social Bark’s canine division.
As CCO, Winston will be responsible for:
Overseeing all cookie-jar security measures (though early reports suggest he may also be the prime suspect in a recent breach).
Maintaining workplace morale with mandatory snuggles and tail-wagging greetings.
Serving as brand ambassador for The Social Bark’s mission to make brands bark louder than the rest.
Contacting legal counsel when his lunch breaks are unreasonably delayed.
“We couldn’t be more thrilled to welcome Sir Winston to the leadership team,” said Laurie Barrett, Founder of The Social Bark. “Sure, he occasionally chews through important strategy notes and insists on being paid in bones, but his loyalty, charm, and alpha-dog energy make him uniquely qualified for the role.”
Rumors of Winston demanding a corner office bed, unlimited service bones, and a three-walk daily clause in his contract remain unconfirmed.
For press inquiries, please direct all questions to Winston’s people (because his paws don’t type).
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